Pc Punisher Mugs

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Sisyphus

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

King Pin

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

Covid pinata

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

I Do Not have OCD

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

"Worms."

Bureaucracy.

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Computer rage.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Boss, come here quick!'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"Today's special: Passwords"

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.