Playful Punisher Mugs

Ice Cream Surgeon

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

King Pin

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Special Place in Hell...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Seven deadly sins store

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Umbrella fight.

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

"Heel."

'The prisons are full, so we're going to chain you to a mailbox.'

Keep Your End Up

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer