Playful Punisher Gifts

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

King Pin

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Special Place in Hell...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Seven deadly sins store

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Umbrella fight.

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"Heel."