Pc Punisher Pillows

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Sisyphus

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

King Pin

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Covid pinata

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

I Do Not have OCD

"Worms."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Bureaucracy.

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Computer rage.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Boss, come here quick!'

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."