Pin Punisher Pillows

"Payback time."

King Pin

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Demo Skittles

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

World's cheapest car

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Bowling ball head.

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Handled all of my own investments