Pin Pusher Pillows

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I'm toast.'

Bowling.

He's determined to get a strike any way he can!

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Early Tech Support

Work avalanche