Pen Pusher Pillows

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Stationery Officer

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Cats and gardens.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."