Pin Pummeler Pillows

Bowling ball head.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Natural Disasters

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Important Muscles.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

King Pin

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Gym workout.

Big Business

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'