Pin Pummeler Mugs

Bowling ball head.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Natural Disasters

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

King Pin

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Gym workout.

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Big Business

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

"Why would He take someone so toned?"