Pin Punisher Mugs

"Payback time."

King Pin

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Demo Skittles

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"I just..."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Blowing dust off an order book.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

World's cheapest car

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Bowling ball head.

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Handled all of my own investments

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'