Paperwork Punisher Pillows

Bureaucracy.

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"That one's for our numbers."

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

"It's a questionnaire for you to fill-in on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

NeighWoof.

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

Stacked In Tray

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Dive in Archive.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Doo inc..can and no can.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'