Paper Punisher Mugs

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Sisyphus

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

King Pin

NeighWoof.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Dive in Archive.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"No Littering" sign in space.

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

dog-come ingo out boxes

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

Fluctating Graph.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.