Paper Punisher T-Shirts

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Sisyphus

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

NeighWoof.

King Pin

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Dive in Archive.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"No Littering" sign in space.

dog-come ingo out boxes

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

Fluctating Graph.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."