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"Today's special: Passwords"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'Halt! User name and password.'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Username/Password

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."