Password Prankster T-Shirts

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"If you're reading this note then I hope I was a delicious turkey. P.S. I've changed all of your passwords."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

Youtube ghost videos...

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."