Password Forgetter T-Shirts

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

Remembering passwords.

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"He's not the elephant in the room. He's the elephant that never forgets all the computer passwords."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'What's the pass-word?'

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'