'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
Parasite Pun Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates the hilarious side of biology and puns? Our collection features witty, parasite-themed products that will make anyone smile. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these are sure to delight those who love clever humor and creative jokes. Perfect for showing off their fun side and sparking conversation, these items are a great way to celebrate their unique interests.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
Seagiraffes
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."
First Novels.
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."
Cat Nip.
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
You're the puff in my pastry!
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
"Why am I always the designated driver?!"
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
Punt Cake
Banana Split...
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
Can I give you a slice of the action?
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
Cheeze Wiz.
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
Parasite Pun Appreciator Gifts Collection
Parasite Pun Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of parasite pun mugs and bring a smile to every morning with witty, science-inspired designs.
Parasite Pun Appreciator Pillows
Discover our parasite pun pillows to add a humorous touch to any sofa or bed with science-inspired comfort.
Parasite Pun Appreciator Prints
Browse our parasite pun art prints to decorate your space with clever, biology-themed humor that’s both fun and stylish.
Parasite Pun Appreciator T-Shirts
Check out our parasite pun t-shirts for wearable humor that’s perfect for science lovers and pun enthusiasts alike.