Pinata Punisher Gifts

Covid pinata

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Garbage Piñata

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Pinata Zombies

King Pin

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

A Real Pinata Surprise

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Hit Me

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

Piñata sweet dispenser.

"See ya later, suckers!!"

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

A pinata filled with musical notes.

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"XThe candy has gone straight to my butt."

Walking stick bug birthdays. . .

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets."