Pinata Planner Gifts

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Covid pinata

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

A Real Pinata Surprise

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'