Piñata Ponderer Gifts

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

Cow Pinatas

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Happy thoughts

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Garbage Piñata

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Pin-atas

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Air Pollution Threat

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Bumper Limos

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.