Piñata Ponderer Pillows

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Bumper Limos

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Air Pollution Threat

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Hit Me