Pinata Planner Mugs

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"We only got six days of funding."

Cow Pinatas

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Covid pinata

A Real Pinata Surprise

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'