Pest Punisher Pillows

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Save the termites.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"We have a termite problem."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Garden Pest Solutions

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."