Pest Conqueror Pillows

Grub-skewer sandals.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Oh - just Squat it.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I'm going in.'

'Got it!'

A fly swatter enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of flattened flies.

'That fly paper's paid for itself.'

"Dolan, call for backups."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Neverending Task.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Falling profits.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"