Ice Conqueror Pillows

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Turns out, this was pretty pointless."

Keeping warm.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'Bless You.'

Speleologist

Cricket.