Cold Climate Conqueror Pillows

Running out of Gas.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Football fan

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Global Warming Penguin

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'