Cold Climate Conqueror Pillows

Running out of Gas.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Fish needs bigger hole."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Football fan

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Global Warming Penguin

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"