Cold Weather Conqueror Pillows

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Good News about winter

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Global Warming Penguin

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Arctic Tongue