Ice Conqueror Prints

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Keeping warm.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Speleologist

Cricket.

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

'Bless You.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'