Pest Appreciator Pillows

"You MUST come and visit our new house... it's an absolute DUMP!!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Pea

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dogs and Chickens

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"Great set of pipes!"

Namastayyy

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Springtime rabbits.

'There's also a small translation fee sir.'

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

Paving over the window-box

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'