Pest Appreciator Gifts

"You MUST come and visit our new house... it's an absolute DUMP!!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Pea

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Dogs and Chickens

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Springtime rabbits.

Paving over the window-box

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Great set of pipes!"

'There's also a small translation fee sir.'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'