Pest Control Appreciator Gifts

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Product Testing Department

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"