Entomology Appreciator Pillows

Nit Maps.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Praying mantis.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

International House of Excrement

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

When lice dream.

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Music hall for insects'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'