Entomology Enthusiast Pillows

Bug King

Dung Beetle Drive Thrus - 'I'd like a number two meal.'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...'

How Insects Get Their Names: Bluebottle Fly/Robber Fly/Lady Bug/Dung Beetle/Spittlebugs/Stink Bug/Click Beetle.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

'Which one is yours?'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'Hang on a moment! This one didn't die of natural causes! He was shot through the heart with a 0.3mm sniper's bullet!'

"Hey, dummy! That's not dung. You're rolling a meatball!"

'Him? No, he's just the drag queen ant.'

'My third husband was by far my favourite: Such a nice flavour...'

'Well yes, decapitation after the pregnancy would have been the natural thing to do, but it was just so more practical to keep him around.'

'The honeymoon is over and I'm still hungry...'

'hey man, this is good sht'

'Music hall for insects'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"My motto goes like this: 'Keep calm and don't lose your head.'"

"I told you not to bite into artificial joints!"

'Go ahead, but long after you big guys are just museum pieces, roaches'll still be around!'

Paper Wasp.

'I like it! That idea's got legs.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Mosquito restaurants

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

This is the last time we're coming back to our old stomping grounds.

Sure, you gather with your friends and it's breathtaking, but locusts get together and everyone's like Oooo, a plague.

"And these are the twins. Buzz and Buzz-off."

FLY: YESTERDAY - TOMORROW

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Centipede with a broken leg