Spider Sympathizer Pillows

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"

"I'm here to save you...for later!"

'Stay calm... It's probably more frightened of you than you are of it.'

"...and how long have you had this feeling that women hate you?"

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"How can you say that spiders aren't dangerous? My Kenneth once saw one and had a heart attack!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I'm the bad guy..."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"The government doesn't understand me."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

Dizzy Spider

God is a spider.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Spiders around a bath protesting against 'Spider deaths'

Spiderman offering a flower to a spider

Scary Slug Stories

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Snail to Slug.