Slug Sympathizer Pillows

"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

'I said, 'Take it with a grain of salt.' He took it literally.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."

Snail to Slug.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Slipstream

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Slug Hospitals