"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"
Slug Sympathizer Mugs
Start the day with a smile! Our slug sympathizer mugs feature humorous and adorable designs that celebrate these humble creatures—perfect for nature fans who love a good pun.
Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.
Scary Slug Stories
'I said, 'Take it with a grain of salt.' He took it literally.'
I've been feeling sluggish lately.
"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."
Snail to Slug.
Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...
"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"I didn't come all this way to do work."
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.
Snail Pattern Balding.
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok
Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.
No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.
'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'
"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2
Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.
'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'
'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'
"Let me take that for you."
It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.
'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'
'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'
"Won't your boss miss you?"
"Nooo. Not my legs."
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
Slipstream
Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!
'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'
Slug Sympathizer Mugs Collection
Slug Sympathizer Pillows
Add more cozy charm with our slug-themed pillows—ideal for anyone who appreciates the slow lane in comfort and style.
Slug Sympathizer Prints
Bring a whimsical touch to your space with stunning slug prints—perfect for nature admirers and art lovers alike.
Slug Sympathizer T-Shirts
Looking for more fun slug-inspired wear? Discover a range of playful t-shirts perfect for nature lovers and those with a quirky sense of humor.