Bug Sympathizer Gifts

Bug on the windshield.

A bug memorial on car grill.

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

'Where are you going?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Jungle

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'