Bug Appreciator Gifts

Spider Web Musical Score.

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'The reduviid got fodgel off the corgi.'

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'