Bug Observer Gifts

'We were going to get rid of the superbug but he's the only one who understands the new IT system.'

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I never even thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs."

Dear diary, Today I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Well, not really. I just said that to get your attention. But I did knock a spider into the bathtub just to watch him drown.

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

The Snap! Crackle! Pop! of burning ants.

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"He`s gone off-grid!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Dissectum Paniculata

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Keeping busy?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Damn floral activists."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'