Bug Watching Gifts

'Unit D to Base: Picnic in sector 7G, I repeat, Picnic in sector 7G... Send reinforcements...'

Dissectum Paniculata

"It went by so fast, I didn't have time to enjoy my days as a caterpillar."

Last night Melissa C. became the victim of a sneaky mosquito attack. It was initially unclear if the attack was religiously motivated.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Bee flying to another flower.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'I'm an atheist!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Bug hanging up stockings

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."