Bug Hunter Gifts

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

"I know we were meant to get rid of the 'superbugs' but he's the only one that understands the IT systems."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'

'Quick, shut the door! The Flu!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Insect extinction

"Careful. That house has a taser."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'