Bug Hunter Extraordinaire Gifts

Tough Butterfly

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Venus cow trap.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

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