Tech-savvy Bug Enthusiast Gifts

Selfbee

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'