Bug Catching Champion Gifts

"Tia Carmen...I have a question. How can you tell if someone likes you?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

A Venus cow trap.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.