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"Tia Carmen...I have a question. How can you tell if someone likes you?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Venus cow trap.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bug hanging up stockings