Insect Watching Gifts

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Do me next."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Cat in a tank...

Polluted geese