Insect Advocate Gifts

'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Let's hear you call me that in front of my brother!'

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"What's wrong with helping our planet by saving water an protecting insects?"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

No Mow May

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"I dunno...ask him."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.