The Fable Of The Ant And The Grasshopper
Insect Aversion Advocate Gifts
Are you an insect aversion advocate looking for a witty way to express your stance? Our collection of products combines humor with creativity, making it easy to share your insect-free philosophy. Whether you’re decorating your space or looking for a conversation starter, these items feature delightful illustrations and playful messages that resonate with your insect-averse personality. Find the perfect gift or personal item that reflects your unique interest in staying insect-free with a sense of humor.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
Grace For Flies
Deforestation.
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'
"They're so adorable at that age!"
A Punk Rocker Cocoon.
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"
I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.
"Garden variety allergies."
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
Happy birthday Dung Beetle
'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
"Let me introduce my other half."
"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."
Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...
Slugfest!
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"
"I have such strong feelers for you."
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Bees v Wasps
"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"
'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'
Praying mantis.
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."
"The Nominees"
'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'
"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."
Fly Artist
Insect Aversion Advocate Gifts Collection
Insect Aversion Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of insect aversion advocate mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for starting conversations or just enjoying your favorite beverage.
Insect Aversion Advocate Pillows
Bring humor and personality to your home with our insect aversion pillows—ideal for highlighting your commitment to staying insect-free.
Insect Aversion Advocate Prints
Add a playful touch to your decor with our insect aversion prints. Perfect for anyone passionate about insect avoidance with a sense of humor.
Insect Aversion Advocate T-Shirts
Looking for a way to showcase your insect aversion advocacy? Check out our witty and comfortable t-shirts that make your stance clear and stylish.