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Moth's 'To do' list.

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Those moths are getting creative...!"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

'I think I'm a moth.'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Why moths should not drive at night.

"The gloves are off."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Whenever he loses he quits, just because it's his mothball.'

The Habits of the Night Moth

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Mammoth Posing

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

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