Explorer Fan Gifts

The Real Story Of Stanley and Livingstone.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Swamp gas

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Astronaut Selfie.

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Are we ready to order?'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Serious business

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Retro Kid.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Train

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

I don't know what they are, but they're keeping up with us.